Steve Harmison: 'Yer, but ya know man, I got Lara remember' Michael Atherton knows a thing or two about England selection meetings. He was captain after all, and a bloody good one at that. Nowadays he's a well respected scribe, and wouldn't go on a mission of finger pointing leading up to a crucial Test without reason, especially when it comes to one of England's top ten wicket takers of all-time.
Steve Harmison used to walk into a dressing room and batsmen would rush for the shower curtain quivering to their coach - 'sorry boss, i had a dodgy curry last night, i'm going to drop down the order today.'
It's an entirely different landscape in these difficult times, yet England's crazy selectors still falsely paint him in the same hostile image.
A warrior of England's most recent golden period, leading from the front and sending down a tirade of the most fiery stuff since Curtley Ambrose was in his pomp, he was genuinely awkward at breathtaking pace.
The brisk speed might still be there, but the legs and confidence have seen better days.
This is a guy who has issues. Retired from the one-day game at a funny-hour, walking out on tours and embarrassingly off the mark and shot of belief - so what has changed? A half-decent start to a county championship - it's not the Test arena with journalists watching every wrist position of every delivery.
Harmison has a paltry five wickets at Edgbaston, coming in at 68.20 and
South Africa's batsmen have fond memories of standing at the other end to the tune of 18 wickets at 59.55.
Talk of Stuart Broad's fatigue has sent out the wrong message, so with Harmison's shocking inclusion, Darren Pattinson's early birthday gift and Chris Tremlett's 'thanks for coming to nets' treatment, the ECB could even turn back to four bowlers this week - is there an end to all this nonsensical deliberation?